The list you just thought up trying to argue about literal jokes from a literal joke making company tells us more about you and your opinions regarding others than it says about the joke the joke making company made

Hear hear, what does it tell you about my "options about others"? Mind you, I am a member of one of the groups I mentioned. So, go on, make a joke about vulnerability, you seem to be the right person for this.

Sorry, you're going to have to take the combative attitude and need to argue with people and direct it somewhere else. I have real shit to deal with in my life that needs my attention. Hope you find your peace.