children should not be 1 or 2 clicks away from graphic internet porn at all times and your unwillingness to make any compromises in order to stop this is frankly embarrassing.

Your kids shouldn't be on the fucking internet, period

And you are an irresponsible parent for allowing them to be

please explain in exacting detail how you can prevent a child from accessing the internet without living in the woods, homeschooling them, and not allowing them to have friends or interact with another human being that has access to the internet.

That is your problem, not mine