My greatest fear is that every maintainer living a life like this decides to give up.

Ok, it's satire, check the tags.

This is an exceptionally good work of fiction.

Andrew is on a tear recently, see also https://nesbitt.io/2026/06/26/incident-report-cve-2026-lgtm....

Couldn't muster the energy to read more than a few sentences :)

Where can we learn more about libcapstan & the Capstan protocol?

Nowhere, tagged #satire, the podcast does not exist too, nice name for a podcast though.

i went to quote a small line or two that i found particularly funny or relatable, but ended up having like half the post in my comment. really love andrew's satire posts.

That was brilliant.